To infinity…. and beyond!!!
Your eyes water when you yawn because
you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered
if God is playing angry birds with you?
They say we learn from our mistakes,
so I m making as many as possible.
Soon I will be a genius.
I Am Not Special,
I Am Just Limited Edition.
I will marry the girl who look
as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.
Tip to avoid car insurance...
Join facebook and never leave home.
Yeah you, the one reading my status..
Happiness is when "Last seen at" changes to
"online" and then to "typing".
I am not questioning your honour.
I am denying its existence.
This is the beginning of the sentence
you just finished reading.
The only difference between a good day
and a bad day is your attitude.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it
reading my whatsapp status.
Second chances are for losers...
either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Think about it.. every time we look back at ourselves
five years ago we think we were an idiot.
Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your
own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I don’t care what people think or say about me,
I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
Tried to loose weight...
But it keeps finding me.
Always remember you are UNIQUE..
just like everybody else.
Your whatsapp status say’s online..
If your online then why aren’t you texting me.
I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.